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Summer Is Making Students Everywhere Lose Their Sh*t

We’re finally coming up to September, which means everyone gets to go back to uni. But by the looks of it, it’s been a long time coming.

Who thought having so many months off was a good idea?

Spending all day watching TV is great at first. But before long you’re in a dark, dark place.

A place where time stands still and your life seems meaningless.

You have absolutely no idea what to do with all this time. 

Desperate for entertainment, you do things you’re not proud of.

And spend your endless time the only way you know how.

Even when you have shit to do, summer won’t let you do it.

Before long your sleeping pattern is absolutely ruined.

After a few weeks you feel like you’ve forgotten all you had once known.

Including how to interact with humans.

Thanks a lot, Summer.

Though we all know the real reason why everyone’s so desperate to get back…

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