Literally Just 21 Tweets That Sum Up What Living In a Student House Is Really Like
If you’ve ever lived in a student house, you’ll find these tweets extremely relatable.
1. Note to self: toilet roll is a big issue in a uni house…
Our house ran out of toilet paper so we are using kitchen roll instead until someone stops being lazy and goes to the shops
Welcome to uni
— Aimée (@aimee_brook_) October 15, 2017
2. A very big issue, apparently.
someone in my house at uni has genuinely resorted to using the toilet roll tube to wipe their arse. i swear i'm so fucking done with people. pic.twitter.com/Xwq1mjAWzh
— Evie (@eviepeacock_) October 19, 2017
3. Enough of the toilet trauma though, what about uni house pets?
— Cat kins (@caitlin_alicet) October 19, 2017
4. SpongeBob had a pet snail. Why can’t you?
Don't know how much longer I can cope staying at tom's uni house, just found a snail on my razor!!!!!
— Vicky Jukes (@VickyJukes) October 7, 2017
5. But surely a pet slug is too much?
some people got a tv w their uni house, we got a family of slugs 😍
— adina ☃️ (@adinarees) October 14, 2017
6. How about a mouse, then?
Buzzing we've got a new pet mouse living under the fridge in our uni house
— Sion Morris (@sionmorris12) September 25, 2017
7. Basically, anything goes in a uni house.
I wanna turn the living room of our uni house into a shrine for Gemma Collins, I just love the big GC
— Valetta Norman (@ValettaNorman) October 27, 2017
It's not uni till you end up with a traffic cone in your house
— トマス (@KungMaule) October 9, 2016
9. Literally anything.
Every time the fucking door bell rings in our uni house it plays the titanic theme tune 😅😅😅
— Mols (@MollyMayBowyer) October 16, 2017
10. They’re just… so weird.
Why has it become a thing to hide dog treats in my uni house? 🤷♀️🤷♀️
— Clarissa ❤️ (@clary_davis) October 19, 2017
11. And gross.
I have genuinely just taken rashers of bacon out of our uni house recycling bin…🙃
— Glitter & Trauma (@NicolaGWiltshi) October 17, 2017
12. And cold.
You know you live in a student house when it's so cold you have to wear gloves when writing an essay.
— Layla Parchizadeh (@laylaparch) November 22, 2013
13. And damp.
Had to throw away 10 pairs of shoes because they've gone mouldy in my minging damp uni house 😭😭😭😭
— Eleanor Collins (@Ellieeeec) September 20, 2016
14. And in need of better sound proofing.
You know you live in a shitty student house when you can hear your next door neighbour sneeze through the wall
— Alexander Samuels (@alexsam_89) April 28, 2013
15. They’re basically just really, really, really hard to live in.
Problems I've had with my uni house room
– Leaking toilet into my room
– leaking shower into my room
– cracked floorboard x2
— Liam Strange (@Niggatron5000) January 21, 2017
16. But, they do at least force you to be innovative.
You know your back at uni when you have to stir your brew with a knife because there's no clean teaspoons in the house 🙂
— char (@charlieeeellam) October 18, 2017
17. And living in them will definitely force you to be resilient.
Me uni house is full of little quirks a love it 🙂 pic.twitter.com/OOaon0lRQu
— White ZinDanKell (@Dan_Kell5) October 17, 2017
18. Besides, it’s not like you never have fun.
my uni house just played hide and seek for over an hour and suddenly it’s 1:36am and we’re all awake and laughing
— yaz (@yazabellle) October 17, 2017
19. And at least you have some great stories to tell now.
I forgot there was a house viewing today and I'm sat in bed naked fml HELLO WELCOME
— |abbie| (@abbie51702463) October 31, 2015
20. In fact, in spite of all the problems…
been in a uni house for a few hours and the smoke alarm has already gone off twice
— paige – (@_paigerobertson) January 18, 2016
21. You’re actually going to really miss living there.
Tell you what I miss my old uni house
— Jack (@JackOSalmon) October 29, 2017