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24 New Year’s Resolutions There’s No Point Even Making If You’re at University

With each new year comes a new set of resolutions that you absolutely swear on your life you’ll stick to this time. But the truth is, if you’re a university student, you won’t even remember half of them, never mind stick to them.

So, save yourself some time and even more regret by not bothering with any of the following resolutions.

1. “I’ll save money this year. I swear it.”

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2. “And I’ll stop spending so much of my student loan on things I don’t really need for uni. Like alcohol.”

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3. “Or takeaways.”

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4. “I’m definitely going to join the gym.”

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5. “And I’ll go often. Every day, in fact.”

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6. “I will never again leave all of my work until the last minute.”

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7. “From now on, I’ll chip away at things slowly so that I don’t end up stressed out.”

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8. “And there’ll be no more last-resort all-nighters. Ever again.”

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9. “I’ll spend more time in the library.”

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10. “And I’ll make sure I don’t leave reading the books I’ve taken out until someone else requests them.”

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11. “I’ll eat more healthily. I promise.”

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12. “And I’ll stop taking mountains of washing with me whenever I visit home.”

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13. “I’ll go out less. No more being persuaded into impromptu nights out.”

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14. “And I’ll make it to every single one of my 9ams. All of them.”

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15. “In fact, I’ll make more of every day by getting up earlier in general.”

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16. “There’ll be no more arguing with my housemates. I’ll rise above everything from now on.”

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17. “And I’ll make sure I am always prepped for every single seminar.”

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18. “I will arrange to get some work experience for every single holiday.”

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19. “And I’ll stop using still being a student as an excuse not to properly think about the future.”

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20. “I’m really going to start making the most of being at university from now on.”

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21. “No more Netflix binges or starting a new series when I know I have revision to do.”

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22. “And, sure, I’m going to try to get firsts in everything.”

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23. “Or I’ll make sure that I at least think everything I submit deserves one.”

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24. “Most of all, I’m going to get my shit together this year. Once and for all.”

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